Historically, my MO for travel has been to show up in a place and blunder my way through it artlessly, while picking up awesome stories because of my own incompetence. I didn't have to do that in Peru and Morocco and Israel, and I remember thinking on all of those trips that they would have been much different if I had been left to my own devices.
Cut to me, in Mexico, being left to my own devices, and recall why I probably shouldn't travel this way. I picked a hotel solely because it was close to the conference site and cost $22 per night, and while it's fine, it's about what you'd expect from a room that costs $22. (Like, light fixtures, flexible mattresses and pillows, and a functioning television cost extra.) I managed to get a full night's sleep, figure out my shower, and make it to a cafe, which were each accomplishments in themselves. Still, since my Spanish is terrible, I accidentally ordered cake for breakfast AGAIN, although it was layered cake in Peru and this time it was cheesecake. (I ate it both times, mostly because I was too embarrassed to do anything else.) I then proceeded to get lost on my way to the conference site, but I did find it, and it turns out that this is basically academic pornography for anyone interested in queer studies.
The highlight of my day was when I finished lunch and the waiter brought over a phone number from a girl who thought I was cute. I may not be competent, but it's nice to know that I've still got it. It's a decent consolation prize.
Maybe next time you should order the thing that looks like cake, and you'll end up with what you really wanted.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you got cake again.