Sigh. I kind of hoped that by the time I was almost 25, I'd be able to walk past a bakery without looking in the window, being like, you guys, that cupcake has a Day-Glo Muppet dinosaur coming out of it! and bursting in to buy and eat it immediately. That is a mistake, especially when you have just eaten a metric ton of curry and rice it is made of solid marzipan. It hurts because I'm quite possibly in glycemic shock, but it also hurts because I have clearly learned nothing over the past, oh, 22 years of my life.
PS. Emma and I decided to apply for the Amazing Race. Details forthcoming.
Remember when we were very small children and you ate that whole Cookie Monster sugar cookie and your poop was blue? You really haven't learned anything.
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