An Update That Literally Zero People Care About

I just finished Chapter 4, meaning that I just have to retool the introduction and conclusion and add a couple of anecdotes tomorrow and my thesis will be off to my supervisor for last thoughts before I bind it and turn it in two weeks from now. This is pretty much the exact opposite of my undergrad thesis, which I finished in a 48 hour marathon that ended with me drinking one glass of wine and passing out for fourteen hours. I would like to take this moment to thank Amy Poehler and the cast of Parks and Recreation, who made this chapter possible when Toni Colette abandoned me. There is a 70% chance that you will be thanked in the acknowledgments.