Who Are These People?

The Oscar nominees were released today, and the Guardian had a story on a poll about what people liked and disliked about the broadcast. HOW DO PEOPLE NOT LIKE JACK NICHOLSON. Cutting to Jack Nicholson laughing hysterically every time somebody does something awkward or offensive is obviously the best part of the Oscars, and one of the only reasons I keep watching. I would personally pay for whatever drugs he takes before the broadcast if he promises to keep it up.