Disappointment

I was walking home a couple of nights ago and I was like, whoa, there's a kebab van outside of our dorm - which is awesome, because we live kind of outside of the city, and nothing ever happens out here, and how great would it be if I could just pop out of my room and get chips and kebabs at 2am? It'd be great! Anyway, it turns out it wasn't a kebab van. It was an ambulance.