Hiatus

I'm on a hiatus from the internet until I get my luggage back, which is missing but I've been reassured that they've narrowed it down to two continents. My computer has about a half hour of life left, my phone has a single bar of battery that I'm using to periodically check if the airport has called, and I'm about to go spend approximately five dollars to wash two pairs of socks so I don't have to wear flip-flops tomorrow. Also, there's a ton of primary research and a book I'm supposed to review in one suitcase, and my editor is possibly going to kill me if it doesn't arrive in one piece. More importantly, I desperately need hair product.